In this tale St George rescues the damsel and settles for co-existence with the dragon.
Timothy dips his toe in the antique trade and Father traps his finger in the pianola.
Timothy tries to find an adult book - but finds himself in a brown paper wrapper instead.
Timothy is a bachelor who lives with his parents. Suspicion and jealousy stalk suburbia.
The breaks go Timothy Lumsden's way until he's snookered behind the washing machine.
Timothy Lumsden meets the bearded lady and things get hairy.