Having been chucked out by his wife Eileen, accident-prone Lee throws himself upon the mercy of his only friend, Stuart.
Lee and Stuart destroy Heather's sofa while looking for a lost eternity ring Lee has bought to woo back Eileen. Heather runs into her wealthy fair weather friend Chloe.
After a disasterous blind date, Lee goes for a night on the town with Stuart. Meanwhile, Heather is convinced she has met the man she is going to marry.
After Lee accidentally hurls an OAP into a skip, Lee and Stuart decide to nurse him for a couple of days.
Lee sends away for details of an insurance policy just to receive the free gift. When the insurance salesman drops dead, Lee shows a sudden keen interest in life cover.
While trying to arrange a surprise for Heather's birthday, Lee ends up getting a bit of a shock himself. He must overcome his fear of flying.
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Worried about all the local crime in the area, Lee gets involved with the Neighbourhood Watch. Heather announces her dad is out for a day from prison so Lee gets paranoid.