LONDON Good Time George: Jazz with George Melly (R)
SOUTH WEST Floyd on Fish Keith Floyd on fishy trends
SOUTH The Howard Inheritance: A portrait of a dukedom (R)
WEST Day Out: Garry Paine in The Vale of ewsey (R)
MIDLANDS One Man 's Forest: Norman Hicklin on the Wrye Forest (R)
EAST The Arab Invasion: The new lords of horse racing (R)
NORTH WEST A Gambol on Steam: A gathering of steam traction engines
NORTH Gardeners' Direct Line: This week's topic - rockeries
NORTH EAST Big Day at Beck Hole: A top match in the Quoits
SCOTLAND A Moment in Time: The Scottish contribution to Photography (R)
NORTHERN IRELAND As I Roved Out: folk music with Boys of the
WALES Italians: The Mayor of Montemilone (R)
with Bob Langley Marian Foster and Paul Coia
Her Majesty The Queen visits the Pebble Mill Street at the National Garden Festival at
Stoke-on-Trent. Back in Peter Seabrook 's garden, zany cook Keith Floyd leaves fish aside to demonstrate ways of making the best of your barbeque. And roving sports reporter Emlyn Hughes takes the plunge to meet Olympic swimmer David Wilkie.
with Josephine Buchan Marian Foster and Magnus Magnusson Top photographer
David Redfern shows his pictures of stars and superstars, from
Frank Sinatra to Tina Turner. Keith Floyd and Peter Seabrook are in the garden, looking at barbecue equipment and fish. Music is provided by The Shadows.
Book, Floyd on Fire, paperback £3.95 or hardback 95 published today, available from booksellers.
Five films in which Chris Serle and Paul Heiney take it in turns to plunge in at the deep end and learn the hard way about a completely new world.
Before Paul Heiney made this programme, his total culinary expertise equalled fish fingers grilled or fried. It is with this limited knowledge that he sets out to represent
Michel Roux's Waterside Inn at Bray in a competition between four of Britain's top restaurants.
For weeks Paul sweats onions and reduces sauces in the Waterside kitchens and spends a day working at London's exclusive Langan's Brasserie where the diners include Michael Caine. Chefs Nico Landenis, Raymond Blanc and the flamboyant Keith Floyd do their best to turn Paul into a master of nouvelle cuisine for the final contest.
Film cameraman BRIAN HALL Film editor NICK RAYNER Researcher JO CLOUGH
Series producer NICK HANDEL Producer JOHN BIRD
* RECIPE TIMES: page 79
Lenny Henry and Griff Rhys Jones present eight hours of comedy - to raise money for famine victims in Ethiopia and the Sudan, and for young people in crisis in the UK. This TV spectacular is the climax of a day of Red-Nose madness across the country.
7.35 Lift Off!
Lenny Henry and Griff Rhys Jones start the huge red ball rolling, with some snappy help from Jonathan Ross - introducing Stavros serving kebabs to guests and taking
calls at the Telecom Tower, Jim Davidson in search of the Best Children's Joke in Britain and Rod Hull with the Best Red-Nose Drawing. Also Part 1 of 73 of a Kind - the Super Sketch Show with more celebrities than minutes, and more jokes than both.
8.00 A Question of Sport
Meets Spitting Image starring the real and the rubber Mike Gatting, Barry McGuigan, Daley Thompson, with David Coleman taking revenge on his annoying little puppet. Then the night forges on with a host of stars, including Little and Large Rory Bremner and Lenny Henry's report from Ethiopia.
8.30 Wood, Walters... and Wise
Live in the studio - Victoria Wood and Julie Walters, and hot on their heels, the start of Select-a-Sketch, then all-time comedy classics chosen by Radio 1 listeners from Monty Python, Not the Nine O'Clock News, Three of a Kind, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and The Two Ronnies. Also Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and the Gunk Tank, and Ernie Wise introducing a Morecambe and Wise classic.
FEATURE: page 82
The last of six films in which Chris Serle and Paul Heiney take it in turns to plunge in at the deep end. Master Chef
Before Paul Heiney made this programme, his total culinary expertise was two ways with fishfingers - grilled or fried. It is with this limited knowledge that he sets out to represent
Michel Roux 's Waterside Inn at Bray in a competition between four of Britain's top restaurants. Chefs
Nico Landenis , Raymond Blanc and Keith Floyd do their best to turn Paul into a master of nouvelle cuisine for the final contest in which he will not be told the ingredients until half an hour before the start. Series producer NICK HANDEL Producer JOHN BIRD (R)
* CEEFAX SUBTITLES
On 5 February, red noses blew all over the country and over Â£15 million was raised for charity projects in Britain and Africa. Tonight Lenny 'Nice Suit' Henry and Griff 'Stupid Hat' Rhys Jones re-run some of the comic highlights.
Marvel at the mighty confrontation between SPitting Image and A Question of Sport; thrill to the exploits of Blackadder, be heartily shocked as Alan B'stard, MP, the New Statesman, meets Mrs Thatcher. Then laugh loudly at the live Little and Large (no more Ts please - Ed), Hale and Pace, Jasper Carrott and many more, while taking a break from chortling at the subtle sketchwork of Penelope Keith, Valerie Singleton, Victoria Wood, Keith Floyd, Paul Daniels and all the rest who weren't actually up in the Tower making merry with Stavros, Lenny and Griff top and tail this compilation with news of where the money raised has been spent and reveal plans for a Comic Relief New Year.
Weather followed by Daytime Live
The lunchtime magazine show live from Pebble Mill.
Including the latest report from animal advocate
Jim Cronin. Plus flamboyant chef Keith Floyd relives his past in My First Job. With Andy Craig and Judi Spiers. Editor Simon Shaw
Executive editor Steve Weddle
Television food expert Keith Floyd joins the party and Kenneth Branagh discusses his new film, Dead Again.
Masterchef Keith Floyd looks at the wonderful world of eggs. As he creates delicious egg recipes, he reveals who holds the records for laying the largest and smallest eggs, and how alligators can change the sex of their eggs. See today's choices.
Producer Hilary Jeffkins Egg recipes on Ceefax page * See This Week: page 6
Noel Edmonds opens the doors of his Great House in Crinkley Bottom, for another evening of light-hearted entertainment. Thisweek'sguests include pop band Lightning Seeds and television cook Keith Floyd , who receives tonight's Gotcha award.
Producer Guy Freeman ; Executive producer
Michael Leggo Stereo
CASH FOR QUESTIONS COMPETITION LINE:
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Home makeovers. There's a look round gastronome Keith Floyd 's home, plus tips on garden lighting and broken windows. With Denise Waterman , Sean Rafferty , Maureen Collins and Russell Harris.
Gaby Roslin presents the best of BBC television, with EastEnders actress Barbara Windsor, chef Keith Floyd, comedian Bill Bailey and ex-boxer Frank Bruno, who reveals his comic hero.
Producer Paul Reizin
First of six comedy chat shows in which Nick Hancock quizzes celebrities about their lives and careers. Tonight's guest is pop star and DJ Boy George. See Choice.
Director Ian Lorimer ; Producers Simon Bullivant and Harry Thompson
Repeated next Saturday (S) (W)
Last in the series of comedy chats in which Nick Hancock quizzes celebrities about their lives and careers. Tonight's guest is TV chef and restaurateur Keith Floyd. See Choice. Director Ian Lorimer ; Producers Simon Bullivant and Harry Thompson
! Repeated next Saturday (S) (W)
In the last in the series of comedy chat shows, Nick Hancock meets TV chef Keith Floyd.
Shown last Monday (S) (W)
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Hosted by Dermot Murnaghan and Natasha Kaplinsky.
Including 6.00,7.00,8.00 news with Moira Stuart (Mon-Wed), Kate Sanderson (Thu); 6-15,6.45, 7.50 business news with Declan Curry ;
6.25, 6.53, 7.15, 7.53, 8.15, 8.55 weather Louise Lear ; 6.27, 6.55,
7.28, 7.55, 8.28, 8.55 regional news, travel; 6.35, 7.35, 835 sport. Editor Richard Porter
New series Helping pal Vic Reeves move house, and trying to give up smoking, smooth operator Michael Hogben makes his debut in this six-show series about his life and his family-run auction house. Narrated by Sarah Parish. Series producer Christopher Hutchins ; Executive producer Julian Mercer
9/9. Antony Worrall Thompson Prepares pizza and herby plaice for Charlie Dimmock , while Oz Clarke uncorks a bottle or two. There's also a pork spit-roast with Keith Floyd in Thailand.
Viewers can vote to see
Antony cook one of three tempting desserts at the end of the show. To vote, phone [number removed] (calls cost lOp); digital satellite viewers
Press the red button. Saturday Kitchen returns in October. Producer Lucy Lomas ; Executive
Producer Elaine Bancroft
5/6. Anthea Turner , Nick Bateman , Christine Hamilton and Keith Floyd are among the panellists. With Gyles Brandreth. Director Justin C Adams : Series producer Ian Burgoyne