Take one glass. Fill with water. Add two small tablets from your bathroom cabinet. Allow to fizz. Then stir.
Like your average Christmas pie - crusty atop with a juicy filling and the odd fruity nugget.
Industrial-strength infotainment with the UK's biggest tunes and fattest vibes, plus the latest travel news for the holiday drive to your Aunt Margaret's.
The year 1995 as seen through the eyes of Radio 1's dedicated news service, with a full mix of news and sport, plus cybertainment courtesy of The Net
Dogs, fish, ham and the Rest of the Best of the Evening Session, with Jo Whiley and Steve Lamacq.
Danny Kelly revisits Soundbite's two series of 1995 and surveys Radio 1's predictions for the year ahead.
A Confederate Broadcasting production
A second chance to hear REM's first UK date in over four years, originally heard on 30 July.