Learning to use language. (SL)
Fun with PC Plum.
The slugs get in the way.
Lady Penelope is called to a secret rendezvous in Paris.
Lois and Clark go undercover as a married couple. (R) (S)
Top Cat tries to help Choo Choo with his crush.
Madcap sports comedy with Tony Curtis. Down-on-his-luck agent Marvin Lazar sees a chance to make a mint on junior netball team the Bad
News Bears. Review page 55.
Director John Berry (1978)
Demolished walls, live wires and worse await the team in Rothwell, Northamptonshire.
A woman tries to escape from a police van and bikers upset some of the locals. (5)
Do prize antiques lurk in French town St Emilion?
With Brian Turner and Antony Worrall Thompson.
The gates of St James ' Park, home to Newcastle FC, are opened for the antiques show.
Britain's most amazing stately homes are revealed, plus advice on antiques and floorboards.
Has farming wiped out a classic English landscape? At the Vale of Evesham in Worcestershire, Aubrey Manning finds clues to an Anglo-Saxon revolution.
Executive producer Richard Reisz
See also Landscape Mysteries - Secrets of the Flood at midnight
5/7. As the villagers reassess their lives after the disaster, life at the rectory will never be the same.
Director Charlie Forman ; Producer Nigel Farrell
New series 1/12; series two. A royal visit is imminent, which means a major makeover at the Royal Botanic Gardens. Alan Titchmarsh narrates.
Producer Roger Huyton ; Series producer Adam Alexander
Kew guardians: page 18
New series 1/8. Wasteful families get advice from Penney Poyzer , expert on household sustainability and an environmental trainer for local authorities.
Can she tame the Tibbett clan's consumer chaos?
Narrated by Andrew Lincoln.
Series producer Stephanie Weatherhilt ; Executive producers
Damon Pattison and Danielle Lux RT DIRECT: paperback book No Waste like Home is only £11.50 (RRP £12.99). Call [number removed]042 (national rate) quoting RT Waste busters: page 30
5/6. Samuel L Jackson guest-stars as Andy gives Maggie advice on how to act around black people.
Writers/Directors Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
Producer Charlie Hanson www.bbc.co.uk/extras Ratings: page 59
Samuel L Jackson:
Ministry of Defence man:
5/6. Paul Whitehouse guests as Sam's - you are not going to believe this, right - dad.
Director Gordon Anderson ; Producer Geoffrey Perkins
5/6. The House of Lords. The Lords undergoes a Big Brother-style revamp. Angus Deayton guests.
Writer Andrew Rattenbury : Producer Paul Schlesinger
Director Tristram Shapeero
Lord Henry Cox-Wycliffe:
Presented by Gavin Esler.
4/6. The Midlands. Richard Billingham returns to the Black Country, David Shrigley turns his eye on Leicester and Robert Taylor visits Birmingham.
Producer Louise Hooper ; Exec producer David Okuefuna
Aubrey Manning investigates the mysterious flood that may have struck an area off the south coast.
Director/Producer Martin Mortimore
www.bbco.uk/leamingzone Open University/General Interest
Repeats not indicated
2.00 Homeqrown Hollywood Short films. With strong language and distressing scenes.