How many legs does a spider have?
A look at humorous writing.
Series two. The girls want out of Tranters End.
A referee is needed.
Contending with a drought.
Zombo. Eddie finds that a TV hero doesn't live up to expectations. (BW) Followed by The Witness
In search of the real Essex man. Bernard Hill narrates. <R)
Business issues with Adrian Chiles and Adam Shaw.
New World. A look at what life will be like 200 million years from now as incredible creatures roam the Earth.
Armed police in Ryedale? Don't worry, it's just an off-duty PC
Andy Grant shooting nuisance pigeons for the pot.
Hairdresser Mark and his partner Paul try to convince a Spanish village that city styles will suit the locals in the mountains of the Alpujarras.
Phil Vickery and Paul Rankin take the culinary challenge. Ainsley
Experts Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey join Paul Martin in Edinburgh for another set of valuations.
The Gough Map. How the 14th-century Gough map of Britain became a landmark in map-making, still being used 200 years after it was drawn.
Director/Series producer Michael Waterhouse Nicholas Crane presents Coast on Friday at 9pm
3/10. Audrey Hepburn. Her waif-like figure may have redefined Hollywood standards of beauty, but few people knew that the enigmatic actress owed her slender physique to the long-term effects of wartime starvation and a childhood scarred by fear and emotional distress. Pictures in this programme shed light on the less familiar side of her story.
Producer Sally Benton ; Series producer Chris Graniund RT DIRECT: save £5 on The World's Most Photographed hardback book. Send a cheque for E20 (incl p&p) payable to Radio Times to: [address removed] or call [number removed]
3/6. The world of organic food is investigated; the received opinion on ordering beer in a posh restaurant; and Merrilees Parker visits Vietnam to find out why it's the hot new culinary destination. Plus Fast Show star Arabella Weir 's Italian aubergine dish and Heston Blumenthal 's guide to using essential oils to steam scallops.
Series producer Dermot Caulfield ; Exec producer Gary Hunter Merrilees Parker 's monkfish recipe: page 33
3/3. Fire Down Below. Edmund is given the task of persuading the irascible Captain Anderson to find a smoother route, while Lt Benet proposes a risky solution to the problem of the broken foremast.
Dramatised by Tony Basgallop and Leigh Jackson
Producer Lynn Horsford ; Director David Attwood The Inside Story: page 88
Hosted by Eddie Mair.
Can the Donald Trump wannabes sell products such as home cleaners and grills on the QVC network?
Shown at 9pm on BBC3 RT DIRECT: save E2 on Trump's book How to Get Rich, paying £14.99 (incl p&p). To order call [number removed]7979 (national rate)
As the acclaimed Storyville documentary charting a real-life murder investigation is re-shown on BBC4, this film examines what happened to the key protagonists. Includes interviews with prosecution and defence lawyers and film-maker Jean-Xavier de Lestrade.
Shown on Sunday at 10.40pm on BBC4 Rankin on the Staircase is on Friday at 11pm on BBC4
www.bbc.co.uk/learningzone Open University/General Interest
Repeats not indicated.
2.00 Homegrown Hollywood 2/3. British short films. With strong language and distressing scenes.