Spark gets taken from the lamppost in a Wellington boot, then a leprechaun has his crock of gold stolen.
Double bill. An egg proves evasive, then Willy Wombat fiies into a rage.
6.45 Tom and Jerry Kids
Triple bill of cat-and-mouse fun.
7.10 Captain Abercromby
Local magician David Carrotfield turns to Abercromby for help.
7.30 Really Wild Show
Nick Baker attempts to cross 150 miles of the Sahara Desert to raise funds to save the endangered rhino.
Shown yesterday 5pm BBC1
Presenter ("Really Wild Show"):
Tamba learns about pets and tartan.
8:30 Clifford the Big Red Dog
Jetta believes that a camping trip will prove to be dull.
8:45 Little Red Tractor
Stumpy spreads panic about a tiger.
Fimbo finds a bucket, but no spade. (AD)
9:20: Come Outside
Auntie Mabel and Pippin decide to take a look at carton drinks.
Followed by CBeebies Birthdays
Doodles is kicked while at the park.
A black and white cloud appears.
Boxing Helena. Will's New
Year resolution leads him to the gym to get into shape. Followed by The Witness An account of a historical event.
News from Westminster, including coverage of Prime Minister's Questions.
Ospreys - the Fish Hawks Only one bird of prey feeds solely on fish - ospreys. Footage of the birds diving spectacularly into the coastal waters of Newfoundland and Canada proves the point.
Business news, with Adrian Chiles and Adam Shaw.
Second World War comedy starring Norman Wisdom and Honor Blackman. War produces many strange heroes, but none more unlikely than Norman Pitkin. Drafted into the army, his incompetence proves disastrous, especially when transported behind enemy lines, where he is a menace to friend and foe alike. Review page 45.
Director John Paddy Carstairs (1958, U) (BW)
Unwanted antiques are valued by Adam Partridge and James Braxton at St James' Park, home to Newcastle FC. Presented by Paul Martin.
Nick Nairn and Ross Burden do culinary battle.
Is a terraced house in Cornwall hiding a disastrous secret when it comes up for auction? Plus the home in Middlesex in need of love and attention and a Devon bungalow with a large garden.
Two Pints of Lager's Natalie Casey and comedian Ed Byrne guest on Vernon Kay 's trivia quiz show. The next episode follows On BBC3. Shown yesterdayon BBC3
On the eve of the third major tournament of the year, Steve Rider presents coverage of the early qualifying stages.
Producer Lucy Cutler Danny Kelly on the Open: page 27
2/6. New York is home to more multi-millionaires than anywhere else on the planet, so how easy is it being a real estate broker for the city's demanding residents?
Cyrus Greenspon must deal with rich kid Matt Resnikoffwho wants a totally silent apartment - in the middle of Manhattan. Meanwhile, veteran broker Mary Kent tries to sell an over-priced townhouse to a woman renowned for winning one of the highest divorce settlements ever.
Director Mandy Chang ; Series producer Rachel Bell (AD)
2/4. Fading starlet Ruby Ryder is drawn to charismatic nightclub owner and racketeer Harry Starks. But she soon finds herself out of her depth after agreeing to give his boyfriend acting lessons. Guest-starring Joe Absolom. The next episode premieres on BBC4 at 10pm.
Dramatised by Joe Penhall from Jake Arnott's novel
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Lena Headey, Face of the Week: p49; RT's drama top 40: pl4
DI George Mooney:
More comedy impressions from Jan Ravens ,
Jon Culshaw , Kevin Connelly , Phil Cornwell and Mark Perry.
Directors Jonathan Gershfield , Pati Mam Producer Gareth Edwards
With Gavin Esler.
Beyond a Joke. Kryten goes on the rampage when
Kochanski commandeers the Artifical Reality suite and transports the crew to Pride and Prejudice World.
Writers Robert Uewellyn , Doug Naylor ; Producer/Director Ed Bye
Nicolas Roeg 's psychological thriller. About to confess her adultery to husband Alex, Marie Davenport is shocked to see him apparently killed in a boaéting accident. But his corpse disappears from the morgue, and Marie begins to doubt whether Alex is really dead. Review page 45.
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2.00 A Cook's Tour of France: Part 1
Visiting a snail farm in Burgundy and a quest to define the true nature of Provencal food.
5.00 Living the Dream: French Holiday Heaven Revisited
Will Marc and Jo survive their first year in their dream jobs - as owners of a campsite in the Dordogne?