A trumpet fashioned from a cardboard tube. (R) (S) (W)
The little elf loses the bell on his hat. (R) (S)
A comedy of errors with the twins. (R) (S)
7 20 Looney Tunes
Tweety Pie is on Sylvester's menu. (R) (S)
7.25 Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension
Beginning a new 13-part run. Allegra is held captive in Gorm's fortress. (S) (W)
7 55 CBBC at the Fame Academy
Talent show news. (S) (W)
8.05 Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo
A tryst with a foxy French poodle, the terrors of Rome's Coliseum, and a swamp monster. (R) (S) (W)
The Story Makers
Stories for preschoolers. (R) (S) (W)
8.50 The Magic Key
The Rook King casts an evil spell. (R) (S)
Max visits a coach museum. (R) (S) (W)
Hide-and-seek in the Australian Bush. (R) (S) (W)
Rockit uses Pom's glove as a hat. (R)(S)(W)
A policeman shows off his uniform. (R) (S)
Followed by CBeebies Birthdays
10.20 Little Bear
The cub makes a wish, asks his friends for help, and attends a tea party. (R) (S)
10.45 Clifford the Big Red Dog
T Bone minds Cleo's niece. (R) (S)
Dangerous Rendezvous. The Mysterons threaten to destroy Cloudbase. (R) (S)
Tom Conway and Martha O'Driscoii star in the first of a crime drama double bill.
Lawyer Steve Bames accidentally kills a crooked nightclub owner. Review page 50. Director Robert Wise (1946)
Crime drama with Charles McGraw and Adele Jergens. A policeman is killed during a heist, and the dead man's partner vows to track down the killers. Review page 50. Director Richard Fleischer (1950)
1960s musical comedy with Freddie and the Dreamers. A group of young workers at a holiday camp decide to seek fame and fortune on a televised talent contest. Review page 50. Director James Hill (1964, U) (S) Trivia: page 57
Will today's hopeful vendors turn a profit ? (S) (W)
Big Brother competitor Jon Tickle and his identical twin brother Phil battle it out to find the best chef. (S)(W)
Bart the Daredevil. A stuntman inspires Bart to jump
Springfield Gorge on his skateboard. (R) (S) Take the bigTV challenge: page 16; DVD and video offer: page 21
Perennial pop from Oasis, the Shamen, Bon Jovi, Ocean
Colour Scene, the Housemartins and Zoe. (S) (W) Top of the Pops is on Friday at 7.30pm on BBC1
The Outcast. Soren, a J'naii, angers her people by breaking sacred rules relating to sexual identity. (R) (S) Want the Star Trek theme on your mobile? Visit www.radiotimes.com
Calendar Girls - a gentle comedy starring Helen Mirren and Julie Walters - tells the true story of how members of the Rylstone Women's Institute in North Yorkshire posed for a nude calendar to raise money for leukaemia research. The film receives its premiere tonight-but what has happened to the women who inspired its production?
Producer Sean Stowell ; Executive producer Ian Cundall (S) (W) 83 The RT Portrait - the Calendar Girls cast: page 11
Until recently a confirmed bachelor with a passion for music paraphernalia, ex-Radio 1 DJ Mike Read must tidy up his act now that he is engaged to interior designer Aileen.
What advice do Dawna Walter and Jamie Breese have for maintaining a harmonious, clutter-free environment?
Series producer Sara Woodford ; Executive producer Jerry Foulkes (S) (W) RTSHOP: The Life Laundry: How to De-junk Your Life, and The Life Laundry 2: How to Stay De-junked Forever, each L6.99. To order phone [number removed](calls charged at national rate).
De-junking DJ Mike Read 's life: page 35
Having worked their way up the property ladder, Clive and Steph Owens are now the proud owners of a grand country house in Yorkshire - and firm believers in the local saying "where there's muck, there's brass". While Steph has the knack of spotting shabby premises with potential, Clive is an old hand at hard graft - and the couple have renovated their way to a tidy profit. With Dominic Littlewood.
Series producer Richard Sinclair ; Executive producer Nick Patten (S) (W)
Tony, a salesman at a car supermarket in the West Midlands, sets a challenge for himself and his colleagues in this fly-on-the-wall documentary - who can sell the most cars in a month? At first, it's just good-natured fun - but then a new member of the team poses a threat. First shown on BBC3 as The Real Swiss Toni. Contains strong language. Producer/Director Richard Macer (S) (W)
Come On You Blues. Will Gasforth FC's FA Cup success see a rise in football hooliganism? PC Grim gets ready to rumble in this 1996 episode of Ben Elton 's cop comedy.
Director John Birkin ; Producers Ben Elton , Geoffrey Perkins (R) (S)
With Jeremy Paxman.
Francis Bacon and Rudolf Nureyev are among the artists said to have given money or property to Barry Joule. Who is this arts networker? Margy Kinmonth investigates, meeting Terence Conran and Gore Vidal along the way.
Director Margy Kinmonth ; Executive producer Sam Organ (S) (W)
First-hand accounts of historical events from those who saw them happen. (R) (S)
Repeats are not indicated.
Open University 12.30 In Search of Certainty: exploring the statistics of genetics. (S) 36162 1.00 Acid Politics (S)
1.50 What Have the 90s Ever Done for Us? (S) Youth Nation 2.00 Private Worlds: Outsiders (S) Languages 4.00 Buongiorno Italia! (parts 7-8) Skills for Life 5.00 Switched On (S)
Open University 6.00 Paris and the New Mathematics (S)