Why Bird makes a list. (Repeat)
Petey comes to the aid of seals. (Repeat)
Game show with the Chuckle Brothers. (Repeat)
9.10 Sick Call Ernie
Bilko feigns illness.
9.35 Singing Contest
Bilko tries to win trip to Miami.
(Black and white) (Repeat)
Some boys collect eggs. (Repeat)
Pre-school fun with live action and animatronics.
The Tweenies sing a song.
Repeated at 3.25pm on BBC1
(Digital widescreen) (Subtitled)
New kids on the box: page 7
Drama starring Van Heflin
After the civil war, southerner
Luke Fargo decides to rebuild his town's church. Director George Sherman (1955)
* See Films: pp 48-52 ***
Business and consumer news.......
Magical animated tales.
Comedy writer Johnny Speight on a life-changing moment. Repeat......
Three chefs prepare a meal
The first film in a short season of musicals. Starring Judy Garland
A farmer's stage-struck sister invites a director to stage his show in their barn.
Director Charles Walters (1950) * See Films: pp 48-52 ****
and Regional News Subtitled Weather
Celebrity panel challenge, hosted by Ross Kelly , with Anna Ryder-Richardson
Chefs are challenged to create a feast from ingredients costing no more than
E5 in total. With Fern Britton.
Beginning the second series of the show in which gardeners pick experts' brains.
Presented by Mark Jeffries. Subtitled.
Lowri Turner 's weekday talk show returns. Today, guests including TV presenters
Cheryl Baker and Paul Ross discuss the problems of staying slim. Subtitled.
The knockout quiz. Subtitled ............
The dysfunctional TV family return with their sixth series of cartoon comedy.
After he breaks his leg, Bart spends the summer in his bedroom, spying on his neighbours with a telescope. He becomes convinced Ned Flanders has committed a terrible crime.
(A repeat Simpsons double bill can be seen on Friday at 6pm.)
Good for the Soul. When Fraser sees a mob boss assaulting a restaurant waiter, he begins a crusade to bring him to justice.
Lt Harding Welsh:
Det Jack Huey:
Quentin Willson presents the first of six tributes to classic motors.
Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow. in 1965 Rolls-Royce launched its most ambitious car ever. Stars such as Adam Faith, Cliff Richard and Sammy Davis Jrwere among the first to own a Silver Shadow, and the model notched up record sales in the USA.
Director Ewan Keil
Series producer Russell Hayes
Live from London's Royal Albert Hall , music by Maurice Ravel and Ludwigvan Beethoven , with Simon Rattle conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.
The first halffeatures Ravel's
Alborada del Gracioso, his
Mother Goose Suite and La
Valse. The second half is taken up by Beethoven's ever-popular Symphony No 6, the Pastoral, inspired by visions of an idyllic countryside. During the interval, presenter James Naughtie examines the contemporary issues behind the apparently simple proposition of a walk in the country. This concert is also broadcast live on Radio 3. Director Jonathan Haswell Producer Caroline Speed
Digital widescreen # Brian Kay 's Pick of the Proms: page 40
Beginning a week- long series often films exploring the views of contemporary British people towards sex and sexuality. See today's choices.
* See Polly Toynbee : page 10
9.40 White Wedding Mark and Michelle, who are in their late twenties, are both virgins and are getting married. Devout
Christians, they see chastity as the cornerstone of their faith.
This film charts the couple's preparations, the wedding and their honeymoon.
Series director Colin Luke
Series producer Emma Reid
10.00-10.30 Mistress Maria
Jenny, a dominatrix, serves her clients with a mixture of correction and abuse in her rented flat. Abused as a child, Jenny has been a prostitute since she was 21. She forcefully defends the way she earns a living, saying she does it to provide for her children.
Digital widescreen BBC ACTION LINE: for viewers affected by any issues raised in this programme. Call free on [number removed]77 after the broadcast
News and analysis, presented byKirstyWark. Including at
11.00 News headlines.
Editor Sian Kevill
In this film, a group of young gay men talk frankly about their sex lives. The camera follows them on a tour of their cruising haunts and reveals some contrasting attitudes to the subjects of casual sex and fidelity.
Digital widescreen BBC ACTION LINE: for details see above
The US comedy, showing four times this week.
The Engagement. Worried about becoming lonely old men, George and Jerry resolve to change their attitudes towards women.
For cast see Wednesday
Followed by Weatherview
Repeats are not indicated. OPEN UNIVERSITY
12.30 The Spanish Chapel,
Florence Subtitled 71002 LOO The
British Family Sources and Myths Subtitled 78571 L30
Richard II Politics, Patriotism and Authority THE GREATS
2.00 Historical Figures LANGUAGES
4.00 The French Experience (5-8) -with subtitles. BUSINESS AND TRAINING
5.00 Skills for Work Health and Safety
5.45 Shropshire in the 16th Century 4853484 6.10 Jazz,
Raga and Synthesizers 4069649 6.35-7.00am Ouverture
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